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The time had come. We had seen the commercials. This was our first foray into the [underground competitive world](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTY8hrvFck8) of Fully Loaded Citrus Sodas with Carbos.\n ◀The time had come. We had seen the commercials. This was our first foray into the [underground competitive world](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTY8hrvFck8) o ▶
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The time had come. We had seen the commercials. This was our first foray into the [underground competitive world](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTY8hrvFck8) of Fully Loaded Citrus Sodas with Carbos.\n ◀The time had come. We had seen the commercials. This was our first foray into the [underground competitive world](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTY8hrvFck8) o ▶
\n
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The time had come. We had seen the commercials. This was our first foray into the [underground competitive world](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTY8hrvFck8) of Fully Loaded Citrus Sodas with Carbos.\n ◀The time had come. We had seen the commercials. This was our first foray into the [underground competitive world](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTY8hrvFck8) o ▶
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